Below is a list of commonly asked questions. Take a look and if your question isn't answered here then please feel free to email us.

Can you compose a piece of music in the style of ...

Probably! - Tell us what you're after and we'll give it our best shot. If you're not happy with what we produce you are under no obligation to use it. What have you got to loose?

How long does it take to produce a custom composition?

After the initial telephone call one of our clients had a two minute track delivered in MP3 format by e-mail within 25 minutes. However it does depend on the complexity of the composition.

Are any animals used in the production of your compositions?

No, we are an animal friendly organisation. We do not use or abuse animals in the production of our music in any way!

Do you only supply custom compositions?

No, we do have a library of music ready to go. We also have a library of sounds, sound effects and soundscapes for use as backgrounds to video games or films etc.

How much experience do you have?

About 27 years! I got my first Bontempi chord organ at the age of 5. (Ahh Bless)

My girlfriend (or boyfriend) has just dumped me, can you help?

Yes, we could write a tear jerker, and you could woo her (or him) back. However we cannot guarantee results as it may just be that you are too ugly!

What colour are your eyes?

My eyes are a lovely shade of red. Click Here if you would like to see them, but be warned ...

I have a different question to these ones shown here. If I email you with my question will you answer it?

We'll give it a go! However, please keep your questions on topic. We cannot tell you the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow, nor can we recommend which underpants you wear today.